Tickled Pink
So I made the mistake of telling R that I don't like being whispered to. I really don't. It kinda makes me cringe. It feels gross and tickles. The other day, R wanted to tell me a secret and went to whisper in my ear and I wouldn't let her. When she asked why, I told her cus it tickles... Bad idea. She loves to tickle and now she is finding any excuse to whisper in my ear and it drives me nuts. She usually whispers, "Clifford is a big red dog." I have no clue why - very random? Yes. And to top things off today at lunch she was whispering in my ear and then proceeded to tickle my feet, which I can usually stand, but she was taking my socks off and getting at the tops of my feet which I can not handle. I haven't been tickled so much in ages! All my old high school buds know me, and they know that if they tickle me I go nuts.. I will hurt you. No questions... I didn't hurt R though.
Also, I got some bra advice from R yesterday. I was wearing a sports-like bra and R tells me (after grabbing at my chest - which she tends to do a lot) that my boobs look too together. "You need to separate them more, if you do that, you'll look more sexyyy." I realize this, and it's very true.. I just don't feel the need to look sexy around the house. I need some comfort while I do laundry and clean and whatnot. Anyways, she sticks her hands between my boobs to show me what she means. "See? Much sexier." Thanks R, you are my fashion guru.
Also, I got some bra advice from R yesterday. I was wearing a sports-like bra and R tells me (after grabbing at my chest - which she tends to do a lot) that my boobs look too together. "You need to separate them more, if you do that, you'll look more sexyyy." I realize this, and it's very true.. I just don't feel the need to look sexy around the house. I need some comfort while I do laundry and clean and whatnot. Anyways, she sticks her hands between my boobs to show me what she means. "See? Much sexier." Thanks R, you are my fashion guru.

4 Comments:
this child needs help...i don't have your patience amy..i swear to got..the kid would be kicked in the teeth if she touched my ear..i have a phobia and it makes me nauseous...
i think next time we go out drinking, reta should come with us... with her quick remarks and attitude she could totally convince the bouncer she is 19.
on a side note, i saw a hooker and i mean trashy sketchy hooker get on the bus today! *gasps*
Crystal who is off to make fajitas cause she is a fajita extraordinaire!
ahaha, Heather swears to "got"...retard.
"Unfortunately" you can't hurt a kid hahaha, that is kinda sucky, you should practice on Reta and her boobie touching ways.
Wow... where is this kid learning this stuff??? I didn't know what was sexy when I was like 8... and I couldn't handle the whole touching my boobs thing... you're a very patient person amy!
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