Amy's Funny Too Ya Know!
Well it's been a few days and R hasn't really said much but I'm bored and I wanna write so I thought I'd tell ya some of the funny things that I said when I was a lil tike. Keep in mind that fufu = vagina... yes, that's what I called it... and I still do...... Here goes!
"Mommy, why do boys have lonnng fufus?"
(after spending some time in the bathroom with my mom) "Mommy, when I grow older will I have a moustache on MY fufu?"
While grocery shopping with mom, she catches me tuggin at my panties. "Amy, stop picking at yourself," she says. Since I had recently learned at school that a 'fufu' is really called a 'vagina', I proceeded to chant, "It's a vagina mommy, it's a vagina! It's a vagina mommy, it's a vagina!" and so on and so on. Then my sister joins in. The both of us followed her around the grocery store chanting this, the whole time she's trying to quiet us down.
Well that's all I can think of right now. My mom kept a book full of quotes from my sister and myself. Believe it or not, they weren't all vagina-related. I just can't seem to get my mind out of the gutter right now.
Did you say anything hilarious as a child? I bet you did! Leave it in the comments... leave a comment either way fools! It's my favorite part about having a blog.
"Mommy, why do boys have lonnng fufus?"
(after spending some time in the bathroom with my mom) "Mommy, when I grow older will I have a moustache on MY fufu?"
While grocery shopping with mom, she catches me tuggin at my panties. "Amy, stop picking at yourself," she says. Since I had recently learned at school that a 'fufu' is really called a 'vagina', I proceeded to chant, "It's a vagina mommy, it's a vagina! It's a vagina mommy, it's a vagina!" and so on and so on. Then my sister joins in. The both of us followed her around the grocery store chanting this, the whole time she's trying to quiet us down.
Well that's all I can think of right now. My mom kept a book full of quotes from my sister and myself. Believe it or not, they weren't all vagina-related. I just can't seem to get my mind out of the gutter right now.
Did you say anything hilarious as a child? I bet you did! Leave it in the comments... leave a comment either way fools! It's my favorite part about having a blog.
posted by Ames at
Monday, January 09, 2006
5 Comments:
I think I said something along the lines of "Mommy, why does Amy O'Keefe say 'fufu' so much?"
Britt, I recall you saying something more along the lines of "Everybody needs a friend" and *under your breath* "Especially meee."
You're a meanie, atleast I didn't puke at Crystal Palace like you did...or so I'm told...
Ahem, it was AFTER Crystal Palace - thanks for making fun of my motion sickness, preciate it. :P
hmmm im sure i said a lot of silly stuff in my times... i'll never forget the time my older boy cousins asked me if i was gonna have a "pussy" when i was older and seeing how i thought a pussy was a pussy cat i said i hoped to have more than one and they ALL laughed.... it was rather embarrasing...
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