The New Labour Day
Once again, R was trying to convince me to tell her what I got her and J for Christmas. I wouldn't tell her, not even J's cus I basically got them the same thing. So R tells me, "Well if you don't tell me what you got J, then I'm gonna tell Mom and Dad what you got them for Christmas!" I reply, "If you do that, then I will just return your gift to the store and you won't get anything." She snarls, thinks for a moment, "Well if you don't give me a gift Mom and Dad will be mad and you won't work here anymore. You have to get me a Christmas gift AND a gift on Labour Day!" "Labour day?!?" I reply, "WHY?" She answers, "Ya know, LABOUR DAY... the day that all the women have labour..." *this is where I die laughing* She goes on to say, "You could get me a lil teddy perhaps?...For me and my baby?... a lil teddy bear? ... hmmm?" JUST like on Family Guy when Stewie is asking Brian how the book he is writing is coming along... Ya know, how it goes all high at the end? Just like that. HA-larious!
posted by Ames at
Friday, December 16, 2005
2 Comments:
OK, I LOOOOOOOOOOOVE THAT EPISODE OF FG, also love the one where he mentions the book but starts off all high pitched right away, oh my god, how great is that? ALSO, speaking of babies, I had a dream last night that I was raped by a dog, and became pregnant with a chowchow/human baby. I am not shitting you.
britt is weird.
a chowchow human baby would be cute.
i want a king kong for xmas.
crystal
ps: i also want wentworth miller AND king kong
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