Damn!... Beaver dam that is...

At lunchtime today, I caught R hiding her food under her plate so she wouldn't have to eat it. As if I would fall for that! When I caught her, and told her to eat her food she exclaims, "DAMN!... errr I mean MAN ..MAN... I said MAN!" Now, I feel bad for punishing her for saying damn cus... I admit, I've said it. Shocking, I know! Anyhow when we went upstairs, R wanted to call H to invite her over after school and I told her not after what she said. And J didn't hear what she said, so he was asking and asking what she said. And, you know, I didn't wanna SAY the word cus then, you know kids, they would have been like, "Well YOU said damn!" So R says to J, "All I meant to say was BEAVER DAMN. I meant to say BEAVER DAMN!!!!!!" But R, pretty sure you said you meant MAN! The lies that come out of this girl, honestly. So then I told her if she brushed her teeth and was ready in 2 minutes she could call. Cus really, I just wanted her to hurry the hell up. Pretty sure she did it in 20 seconds flat. After all her effort, H wasn't home! And when I got back from walking R, there was toothpaste allll over the bathroom sink - big ol' spitty globs of it which I was lucky enough to clean up!

Another funny comment from R the other day. R was complaining cus her brand new coat was alll dirty and I couldn't clean it off. I was telling her she shouldn't have worn her new coat skiing cus she got it all dirty from the tow rope on the bunny hill, R says, "I knooowww but Amy I just wanted to be fashionable!"

You all have to meet this girl.