Kids Toys These Days
Another R classic song comin your way:
(to the tune of "hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go!")
Hi ho, hi ho
I bit my teacher's toe
It bit me back
That stupid rat
Hi ho, hihohihohiho
R created this song with H after the weirdo crossing guard told them to make up a song to that tune. R sang the song to him today. Speaking of crossing guards - make sure ya check out Britt's Blog ---> http://dalbritt.blogspot.com
Today, R had a tour of Sobeys and is now on some nutrition kick. At snack time today, she had some popcorn and wanted something else - she looks at me and says, "I'm going to have a *does air quotes* NUTRITIOUS snack. So does that mean you're NOT going to have a nutritious snack? Haha what 7-year-old knows air quotes? She ended up having oreos.. vanilla ones.
R's friend, Katie came over to play today after school. She brought, her friend Mo, the "Robo-Sapien". How clever. It's this crazy-ass robot that comes with this nutso remote that's more complicated than a television remote. And we all know how complicated those are nowadays. Listen to me, I'm talkin like I'm 56 years old. So anyways, this robot walks, talks, farts, burps (yeah, that's right - farts and burps!), dances and much more! It's hella fun! He even winks and does that whistle that guys do when checkin out a fine babe. Anyways, he puts on a good show, you should all get one. I'm sure they'd be very entertaining at gatherings...
So Robo-Sapien is a cooool kids toy. Ya know what's not? BRATZ! I hate them. I hate them. I hate them. Britt, I know you hear me. They thought Barbie was bad?? Check out these scantilly-clad Bratz dolls. They're spreading everywhere. There's a Bratz Rock Angels (R has the CD) band and a TV show. R got her friend a camping Bratz doll... with caked on makeup, short shorts, belly shirt and platform boots. Yeah, that's camping attire for ya. Check them out at the official Bratz site. There are even Bratz babies (who knew babies wore makeup?! Soon enough they will be!) GAWD! www.bratz.com - take a look at the *products link. And then cry, cus this is truly sad. This is what's causing kids to want to puke after every meal so they can look like these dolls. There, a lil rant for ya.
(to the tune of "hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go!")
Hi ho, hi ho
I bit my teacher's toe
It bit me back
That stupid rat
Hi ho, hihohihohiho
R created this song with H after the weirdo crossing guard told them to make up a song to that tune. R sang the song to him today. Speaking of crossing guards - make sure ya check out Britt's Blog ---> http://dalbritt.blogspot.com
Today, R had a tour of Sobeys and is now on some nutrition kick. At snack time today, she had some popcorn and wanted something else - she looks at me and says, "I'm going to have a *does air quotes* NUTRITIOUS snack. So does that mean you're NOT going to have a nutritious snack? Haha what 7-year-old knows air quotes? She ended up having oreos.. vanilla ones.
R's friend, Katie came over to play today after school. She brought, her friend Mo, the "Robo-Sapien". How clever. It's this crazy-ass robot that comes with this nutso remote that's more complicated than a television remote. And we all know how complicated those are nowadays. Listen to me, I'm talkin like I'm 56 years old. So anyways, this robot walks, talks, farts, burps (yeah, that's right - farts and burps!), dances and much more! It's hella fun! He even winks and does that whistle that guys do when checkin out a fine babe. Anyways, he puts on a good show, you should all get one. I'm sure they'd be very entertaining at gatherings...
So Robo-Sapien is a cooool kids toy. Ya know what's not? BRATZ! I hate them. I hate them. I hate them. Britt, I know you hear me. They thought Barbie was bad?? Check out these scantilly-clad Bratz dolls. They're spreading everywhere. There's a Bratz Rock Angels (R has the CD) band and a TV show. R got her friend a camping Bratz doll... with caked on makeup, short shorts, belly shirt and platform boots. Yeah, that's camping attire for ya. Check them out at the official Bratz site. There are even Bratz babies (who knew babies wore makeup?! Soon enough they will be!) GAWD! www.bratz.com - take a look at the *products link. And then cry, cus this is truly sad. This is what's causing kids to want to puke after every meal so they can look like these dolls. There, a lil rant for ya.
posted by Ames at
Thursday, January 12, 2006
5 Comments:
PS: These Bratz... they wear thongs. Yeah. Nuff said.
I was not aware of the thongs, why haven't these been taken off the market yet? God, remember when old navy (maybe) had thongs for kids, or someplace like that, anyway, that disgusts me. Soon 7 year olds will be wearing corsets with fake tits to push up. I saw a Bratz box with a bowling girl, and on the back it said something like, it's not about winning, it's about how you look. WTF my friends, WTF.
my lil' sister looks at her bratz dolls while applying makeup..she's 10...oooor 11..either one..but still..lets burn them all and have melting plastic corpses...anywho..back to murder she wrote..season 2..on DVD..
God bless Angela Fletcher (or whatever her name is)
yah these brazt dolls confuse me.. over the holidays, my cousins kids could not wait to show me what santa bought and all three of the girls ages 8, 5, 3 had them... and they'd argue over who's was better....santa should know better than to distribute these... would be bring liquor and pot to little kids? i think not...
Crys
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