Hairy Pimples and Patrick

Chillin with R today, she's crawling all over me as usual - inflicting some pain, ya know. She spots the little mole on my neck. "EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW you have a BIG PIMPLLLLLLE!!" Totally grossed out. I explain to her that it's a mole. She's still pretty grossed out by it. Then she goes on to tell me, "My old babysitter had a big black pimple right here *points to cheek*. Annnd it grew haiirrr!" I couldn't help but burst out laughing at this. I then explained to her that, that was also a mole.

Weekend Highlights:

Friday
- Going to the "Indian Dance" at the Grawood ---> There was not so much dancing due to broken speakers... but plenty of cheap beer!

- Going to the Dome where there is some sort of gathering of Argentinian men sporting glow bracelets ---> I've never been hit on so many times in one night. They were going around in groups hitting up all the ladies. They found us ever 15 minutes or so.

- Playing ping pong and fooseball in Res with Tiff and dude at 2am

- Slumber Party with Tiff!

Saturday
- Grocery shopping with Britt =)

- Volunteering with the Veterans, one guy Bus (yes, pronounced like the mode of public transportation) tries to take me back to his room, if ya know what I mean.

- Going to the Risley Hall hockey game against some STFX Res. Idiot girls banging all sorts of noisemakers in our ear - pleasant. Power goes out midway through the game. Chaos insues. Everyone's banging the glass, throwing beer on the ice, screaming, etc.

- Power's out everywhere on campus! No generators even. Kids at Risley are going nuts. Do we have the full moon to thank for this?

- Patrick... where to begin. At 1am we meet this drunk dude on Tiff's floor. He's T-rashed. We take him to Crystal's for a visit where, after hugging her for a good 10 minutes, he spots her divider screen which separates her room from the living area. He sees this divider, and exclaims, "Oh my gawwwwd, you have one of those?? I've always wanted to change behind one of those!" We finally convince him that he should. He strips behind the screen and then gets dressed again. We play with Crys' rat which has huuugeass balls. We are sitting around and everything gets quiet and Pat breaks the silence by saying, "Crystal, you're pretty." Tiff puts Pat's coat on backwards and he then shows us how the strippers were dancing at the bar that evening (the strip bar he had gone to alone.. on the bus). We head to subway for some grub. It's 2am by now. Everyone is pointing and laughing at Pat and his backwards coat. We run into Britt and a bunch of other people from Riverview throughout or time at Subway. Britt and Pat become best friends. We convince Pat that some dude was Napoleon Dynamite and that he had given Pat his autograph. Pat hugs said dude and thanks him. <--- big highlight here, but I just couldn't leave any of that out! Needless to say, Patrick is our new friend and will be partying with us next weekend.

Sunday
- Went to see Brokeback Mountain with Heidi - great movie.

- Waiting for the bus, witness a 14-year-old couple hardcore making out beside me. Like, not exaggerating, they were licking eachothers faces. No joke. I threw up in my mouth a little. I bet it made them feel cool though.

Tomorrow's R's birthday. All she cares about is how many gifts she gets and that none of them are from the Dollar Store. Seriously, she said, "I won't accept gifts from the Dollar Store."

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