You're Sexiful

R is basically 8 years old going on 15. She knows way too much for my liking. As previously displayed in some of my posts. There's more to add today. My current fave, James Blunt was on Ellen yesterday, singing "You're Beautiful", which I just happened to be singing to R the other day. So I tell her to come listen. He's singin along, and R decides to chime in, at the top of her lungs, "You're SAXIFUL, you're SAXIFUL!!" She corrupted ma song. Nono.. I still love it, him and his Rod Stewart voice. And how awkward he looks standing perfectly still while he sings. R's been actin pretty wild today - outta control. I'm tryin to get her to eat supper, and she's just wild all over the place, not settling down. So she's trying to "make up" with me. "Amy, can we please just make up and forget this. Cus I have something to tellll you." I ask, "What now?" cus she said it as if it were something bad she did. And she says, get this, "My mommy grows hair on her vagina!" I'm quiet, trying not to burst out laughing... "R, eat your dinner." R -- "WELLLL it's true.. she grows hair on her vagina!!!! .... Do you grow hair on YOUR vagina??" *silence* "EAT. YOUR. DINNER." *turns head and laughs*