Let's Talk About Sex
Today, the age-old question was asked:
R: Amyyyy? (this is what she says before asking me anything)
Amy: Yes R?
R: Can I ask you a question? (she sounds more serious than usual... I can feel it comin)
Amy: ...Sure...
R: Where do babies come from?
Amy: *I knew it! I totally saw that coming!!* *I choose not to respond*
R: AMY!
Amy: What? *all nonchalant*
R: Where do babies come from??
Amy: I dunno... Shouldn't you be getting your homework out?
Yes, dodged another bullet! Cus many of you might remember that I was asked the same question during my 4-day stint in Alberta:
A: How are babies made?
Amy: Ahhhh *silence*
A (angrily): HOW. ARE. BABIES. MADE!?!!?
Amy: Well.... I dunno, I've never made babies... *and I've dodged the bullet*
It's all fun and games when you see this typical situation on TV. But it really is awkward and ya just don't know how to respond. Especially if you're not the parent of the child. I warned mom tonight, that she's started asking questions.
Speaking of sex, R was down on the computer playing some Lizzie McGuire and Bratz games, when I hear her start to yell, "Ammmyyyy! Something just came on the screeeeeeen!" I ask, "What is it?" R comes upstairs, "It just popped up and I don't know how to get rid of it!" I ask again, "Well what is it?" R answers, "Well... there's kissing... and stuff..." I come down to check it out, and indeed there is "stuff", porn stuff! I close it and tell her to just click the little 'X' if it ever pops up again.
Lastly, out of nowhere, R brings up another interesting topic:
R: I know what youuu buuuy!
Amy: *a bit confused* Oh yeah? What?
R: Those things you stick up your bum to keep it from bleeding!
Amy: *Can't help but laugh*
R: Mommy buys them too. She buys the soft ones, but not the most new ones.
R: Amyyyy? (this is what she says before asking me anything)
Amy: Yes R?
R: Can I ask you a question? (she sounds more serious than usual... I can feel it comin)
Amy: ...Sure...
R: Where do babies come from?
Amy: *I knew it! I totally saw that coming!!* *I choose not to respond*
R: AMY!
Amy: What? *all nonchalant*
R: Where do babies come from??
Amy: I dunno... Shouldn't you be getting your homework out?
Yes, dodged another bullet! Cus many of you might remember that I was asked the same question during my 4-day stint in Alberta:
A: How are babies made?
Amy: Ahhhh *silence*
A (angrily): HOW. ARE. BABIES. MADE!?!!?
Amy: Well.... I dunno, I've never made babies... *and I've dodged the bullet*
It's all fun and games when you see this typical situation on TV. But it really is awkward and ya just don't know how to respond. Especially if you're not the parent of the child. I warned mom tonight, that she's started asking questions.
Speaking of sex, R was down on the computer playing some Lizzie McGuire and Bratz games, when I hear her start to yell, "Ammmyyyy! Something just came on the screeeeeeen!" I ask, "What is it?" R comes upstairs, "It just popped up and I don't know how to get rid of it!" I ask again, "Well what is it?" R answers, "Well... there's kissing... and stuff..." I come down to check it out, and indeed there is "stuff", porn stuff! I close it and tell her to just click the little 'X' if it ever pops up again.
Lastly, out of nowhere, R brings up another interesting topic:
R: I know what youuu buuuy!
Amy: *a bit confused* Oh yeah? What?
R: Those things you stick up your bum to keep it from bleeding!
Amy: *Can't help but laugh*
R: Mommy buys them too. She buys the soft ones, but not the most new ones.
posted by Ames at
Wednesday, January 25, 2006
5 Comments:
Your bum? ahaha...i was going to say did you tell her they're not for your bum? But then that would mean having to explain the whole bledding vag thing...not something I would want to do...then again, we shouldn't be so repressive and tight-lipped about these things, hhhhmmmm. Also, porn popping up eh? Clearly someone on that computer's been hitting up the xxx sites...and I'm pointing at you Amy O'Keefe
Hahah "tight-lipped" - love the pun! And no, I don't go to porn sites, I think it's actually a virus on the computer.
stick stuff up your bum eh ames? are you sure you're not into the butt plug phase? i kid i kid... i think that its hallarious reta knows about tampons.. i didnt at that age! :o
what are...tampons?
Ohhhh so you're a pad kinda girl...
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