Double Double-Jointed!
I know it's been a while since I've posted, but as I've said, I only wanna post interesting/funny things - don't wanna get too boring! Gotta keep you on your toes! My week alone with the kids starts tomorrow (ends Sunday), I'm sure I'll have lots to say over the next few days!
I'm double jointed in my fingers. All my fingers and thumbs are non-straight. I can't make them perfectly straight, they're bendy! I've known this all my life. When I was young I liked to show my mom and gross her out. My dad and I got a kick outta that. With that said, today I discovered I have another double-jointed limb - two actually. My legs! They do the same thing as my fingers - they bend back at the knees! They aren't straight!!!! How did I not know this?????? R is actually the one who noticed. She got grossed out when I put my legs up on the coffee table and they curved down. So we examined it further - pulled up my pantlegs and did it again, to make sure we weren't seeing things. It's true. I have non-straight legs too. 21 years without knowing! Hmph! So we're a bit weirded out by this and Reta goes on to say, "Wouldn't it be weird if your EARS were double-jointed???" Yes, double-jointed cartiledge would be weird!
Speaking of my legs, I have a lil ditty from one of the seniors, Bus. We were livin it up at the tea social this weekend, and for some reason I look under the table and notice that bus has his feet resting on the table leg. No big deal. He notices me noticing this, and states, "I am trying to get up your legs." Oh Bus, you dirty dirty old man. (This is the same man who tried to get me back in his room)
Speaking of BUS, there have been a couple of bus weirdos lately. One older man kept looking at me one day and then gave me this creepy, big wink - *shudder*. Another man, while waiting for the bus, just starts talking to me, rambling really. Talking about not taking someone's shit, and that's really all I got. Both kinda not extreme incidents, but just proves all the weirdos you run into on the bus. And really, I'm just writing about it cus I want Kelly to comment about her bus story, which truly beats any bus story I have ever heard! It's nuts! So Kelly, please share your story!! And, of course, anybody else who has one!
I'm double jointed in my fingers. All my fingers and thumbs are non-straight. I can't make them perfectly straight, they're bendy! I've known this all my life. When I was young I liked to show my mom and gross her out. My dad and I got a kick outta that. With that said, today I discovered I have another double-jointed limb - two actually. My legs! They do the same thing as my fingers - they bend back at the knees! They aren't straight!!!! How did I not know this?????? R is actually the one who noticed. She got grossed out when I put my legs up on the coffee table and they curved down. So we examined it further - pulled up my pantlegs and did it again, to make sure we weren't seeing things. It's true. I have non-straight legs too. 21 years without knowing! Hmph! So we're a bit weirded out by this and Reta goes on to say, "Wouldn't it be weird if your EARS were double-jointed???" Yes, double-jointed cartiledge would be weird!
Speaking of my legs, I have a lil ditty from one of the seniors, Bus. We were livin it up at the tea social this weekend, and for some reason I look under the table and notice that bus has his feet resting on the table leg. No big deal. He notices me noticing this, and states, "I am trying to get up your legs." Oh Bus, you dirty dirty old man. (This is the same man who tried to get me back in his room)
Speaking of BUS, there have been a couple of bus weirdos lately. One older man kept looking at me one day and then gave me this creepy, big wink - *shudder*. Another man, while waiting for the bus, just starts talking to me, rambling really. Talking about not taking someone's shit, and that's really all I got. Both kinda not extreme incidents, but just proves all the weirdos you run into on the bus. And really, I'm just writing about it cus I want Kelly to comment about her bus story, which truly beats any bus story I have ever heard! It's nuts! So Kelly, please share your story!! And, of course, anybody else who has one!
posted by Ames at
Tuesday, February 07, 2006
3 Comments:
#1, you're a creepy double-jointed freak, #2, can't wait to hear kelly's story
im sad that #1 i have nothing double-jointed #2 i have no bus stories cause im scared of the bus
Ok so I put my story on my own blog on my msn space, there's the link... http://spaces.msn.com/kchristene/
I have my permissions set to only my msn people but you can either add me if I know you,(kchristene@hotmail.com) or go to my space anyways and make a request thingy (I'm pretty sure you just click something) and I will authorize you!
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