A New Approach
After a story that R told me today, I am taking a new approach to picking up men:
"Last year, Haley had a crush on Alex. You know what she did to him one day? On the playground, she went up to him and kicked him in the privates *motions a shot to the crotch* and then kissed him ... on the lips!"
So, with all the bad luck I've been having lately with men, things can't get much worse. I'll give this a try - if nothing else, men will get a shot of what they deserve.
Bitter much?
"Last year, Haley had a crush on Alex. You know what she did to him one day? On the playground, she went up to him and kicked him in the privates *motions a shot to the crotch* and then kissed him ... on the lips!"
So, with all the bad luck I've been having lately with men, things can't get much worse. I'll give this a try - if nothing else, men will get a shot of what they deserve.
Bitter much?
posted by Ames at
Tuesday, May 02, 2006
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I think this is a sure-fire plan, honestly, I do. And it made me laugh too, so that's cool. Please let me know how it goes...better yet, bring me with you and I'll kick guys' family-jewels for fun.
haha funny story.. the other nite im lying in bed with dan and were talkin smoochin ect. and he goes to tickle my feet and i hate people touching my feet so i instinctively jolt my leg and i completely knee'd him in the nose... hahah he thought it was broken at first poor guy... :(
Bad luck? :( Awww. I agree with Rita's plan, except that the jerks don't deserve a kiss afterwards...except if it's the kiss of death, mafia style. Then it's okay.
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