Cool... Pool
A lil story which dates back to the high school days. I just thought about this last night, and thought it might make for an interesting post.
So I'm sure we've all had those embarassing encounters with the member of the opposite sex - where we say or do something completely.. just wrong. Wrong and embarassing. I'm sure I've had many of these moments, and as I am writing this, they're all coming back to mind. But this one in particular always makes just hang my head in shame.
So I'm talking to my grade 10 "boyfriend" (IF you could call him that) on the phone. He goes on to tell me that he's getting a pool in his backyard and that he's begun digging a gigantic hole for his pool. Upon telling me this, I respond "Cool!... cool... POOL!" (and I say it like it's the punchline to a joke, waiting for laughter to ensue) *awkward fake laugh on the other end of the line followed by awkward silence* Oh. my. God. Why did I just rhyme 'cool' with 'pool'??! No wonder this relationship didn't last. At least the story gave ma gurrrls a good laugh at the time, even though I was totally embarassed. But now, it's just funny. So now that I've confessed my story, tell me some of yours.. when you comment bitches!
~Lookin back on that moment, and laughin'~
So I'm sure we've all had those embarassing encounters with the member of the opposite sex - where we say or do something completely.. just wrong. Wrong and embarassing. I'm sure I've had many of these moments, and as I am writing this, they're all coming back to mind. But this one in particular always makes just hang my head in shame.
So I'm talking to my grade 10 "boyfriend" (IF you could call him that) on the phone. He goes on to tell me that he's getting a pool in his backyard and that he's begun digging a gigantic hole for his pool. Upon telling me this, I respond "Cool!... cool... POOL!" (and I say it like it's the punchline to a joke, waiting for laughter to ensue) *awkward fake laugh on the other end of the line followed by awkward silence* Oh. my. God. Why did I just rhyme 'cool' with 'pool'??! No wonder this relationship didn't last. At least the story gave ma gurrrls a good laugh at the time, even though I was totally embarassed. But now, it's just funny. So now that I've confessed my story, tell me some of yours.. when you comment bitches!
~Lookin back on that moment, and laughin'~

4 Comments:
man i made fun of you a lot for that one haha...i can't think of any myself right now cuz I always know what to say to guys...right :P But I'll let you know when i think of one! also...i love internet radio (which i have to listen to right now cuz i have no music after formatting)
yah im drawing a blank with a good memory but should i think of one.. you can be sure i will put it...
now i wanna go in a pool.. cause that would be COOL -insert laughter-
well..my first kiss consisted of me...puckering my lips and far as they would go..then after 10 seconds of awkward nothingness...i sneezed!! with lips still attached....
my first kiss is now gay
UPDATE i need something to READ!
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