Walking During a Full Moon... In Broad Daylight.
I'm back! It's been a while, I know. Now that I'm not nannying and seem to have more of a life, it's hard to find the time and/or energy to write a lil story on here. So, I quit the nanny job, for many reasons, but to make a long story short: The dad was an jerk and I didn't have enough privacy living there. I'm home in Riverview now, working as the Seniors Coordinator for Parks and Recreation. This will be bound to bring in some good seniors stories, so stay posted. I have recently been on a trip to New York with my buds, and there are lots of good stories from that trip too. So that should keep the blog going until the seniors start their summer at the end of June. For now though, I have a story about a lil walk I took the other day.
So I'm goin for a walk down a long country road.. out in the boonies, where the hicks reside. I come to a bend in the road, followed by a bridge that leads over the water. There are some teens (15-16 years of age) hanging out on the bridge. I know, who does that, right? These guys do. There are 3 boys and 2 girls. As I get closer, they see me coming, and the guys pull their pants down exposing their asses. So, they're standing on this bridge (and the bridge is a part of the main road, which, even though it's a country road, has a pretty steady traffic flow) with their asses facing the road, and about 2 inches away from my face. I choose to be the bigger man and ignore them completely (and I can hear them snickering through the sounds of my Ipod on my way by). So, I continue on my walk. I reach my destination and turn around to walk back home. As to not get hit by cars, I switch sides of the road so I can see the cars coming. When I get to the bridge again, there are my bare-assed friends (pants back up at this point). They see me coming again, and, oh the hilarity, they switch sides of the bridge and proceed to do as before. One of them even starts walking across the road with his pants down. Again, I ignore, taking in the snickers. Now, these kids have nothing better to do than hang out on a bridge?? Mind you, they have a car parked right around the corner. I'm sure there are more exciting things for them to be doing - tipping cows or something. As I finish my walk, I think of all the things I should have said/done to these losers:
Slap their asses - how surprised would they be?
Poke their butts with a stick
Chuck rocks at their asses
Just stop in the middle of the road and stare at them for a while
Say, "You wouldn't be showing me your ass if you didn't have such a small dick!"
etc, etc.
Any ideas of what else I should have done? Leave em in the comments.. ya never know, they might do this on a daily/weekly basis.
So I'm goin for a walk down a long country road.. out in the boonies, where the hicks reside. I come to a bend in the road, followed by a bridge that leads over the water. There are some teens (15-16 years of age) hanging out on the bridge. I know, who does that, right? These guys do. There are 3 boys and 2 girls. As I get closer, they see me coming, and the guys pull their pants down exposing their asses. So, they're standing on this bridge (and the bridge is a part of the main road, which, even though it's a country road, has a pretty steady traffic flow) with their asses facing the road, and about 2 inches away from my face. I choose to be the bigger man and ignore them completely (and I can hear them snickering through the sounds of my Ipod on my way by). So, I continue on my walk. I reach my destination and turn around to walk back home. As to not get hit by cars, I switch sides of the road so I can see the cars coming. When I get to the bridge again, there are my bare-assed friends (pants back up at this point). They see me coming again, and, oh the hilarity, they switch sides of the bridge and proceed to do as before. One of them even starts walking across the road with his pants down. Again, I ignore, taking in the snickers. Now, these kids have nothing better to do than hang out on a bridge?? Mind you, they have a car parked right around the corner. I'm sure there are more exciting things for them to be doing - tipping cows or something. As I finish my walk, I think of all the things I should have said/done to these losers:
Slap their asses - how surprised would they be?
Poke their butts with a stick
Chuck rocks at their asses
Just stop in the middle of the road and stare at them for a while
Say, "You wouldn't be showing me your ass if you didn't have such a small dick!"
etc, etc.
Any ideas of what else I should have done? Leave em in the comments.. ya never know, they might do this on a daily/weekly basis.
posted by Ames at
Monday, June 05, 2006
7 Comments:
awww this post made me miss dans ass.... as well as yours... and britts.. and tiffs.. you guys are all just so assolishishs... my new word. it means 'lovely asses i want to ride' and yes i want to ride all of yours.
you know what i would have done? pushed those fuckers off the bridge. you're more nicer than i am i guess. i show no mercy.
kids these days... Seriously.
First thing, BEFORE I read anything...catchy title my friend. Professors weren't lying when they said titles were important, draws me, the reader, RIGHT IN! WOOOOO!
K, now I will read the post.
ou, i think that upon hearing them laughing, and since they had their backs to you, you should have walked right up to them, stuck your head in with theirs and been like, yeah, I can't blame you for laughing, little pat on the backs, and continue walking.
ALSO, Americans spell sandwich with an E at the end!! SO I WASN'T WRONG ALL ALONG!!! (Just Canadian wrong) :)
ohhh how i love your blog. i personally like the poking their butts with a stick idea. i imagined standing there poking them and couldn't stop laughing!
poke-hahahaha! poke-hahahahahahahahahah!
oohhhh too funny.
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Nice colors. Keep up the good work. thnx!
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